Alright Pop! So the whole world can listen, Your Ice was hot, but now its melted, if there is a problem, you can’t solve it, hit like a chump, and the cops will resolve it.

Ice Ice Chumpy, too cold, too OLD, Winkle been hittin, your too cold and too OLD!

So, yo if there is a problem, Don’t start hitten, that is the message that I be Deliverin!

Anyways, I just came up with that rhyme in like, 4 minutes, and yes kids do not try Van Winkle at home, you may just end up in jail with him!

TOO Bad She wasn’t the Real Jessica Simpson, oooh. Well, at least these people weren’t the only ones affected. I have seen these pictures everywhere, looks like some tabloids just aren’t doing their homework…